Things I Just Don’t Understand

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  1. People who don’t use their blinker when turning
  2. People who turn on their blinker 5 blocks before their turn
  3. Straight men with perfectly arched eyebrows
  4. Dallas Cowboy fans
  5. Cherry flavored anything.  ( That’s like Robitussin flavored food)
  6. Guys with their girlfriends in their Tinder picture
  7.  Girls with beauty mark piercings #THOTDots
  8. Tights with stirrups  and why people are still wearing them in 2016
  9. Why Uber can legally hike up the price 300% during peak times
  10. People who purposely spell “what’s up” as “wats up”
  11. Trump supporters
  12. Well done steak
  13. Why Kandi never checks Mama Joyce
  14. Why is it so hard to find the perfect foundation shade
  15. Why don’t I have enough time to read all the book I want to read
  16. Chunky highlights
  17. Why gel manicures cost more than acrylics
  18. Why Mr Right doesn’t just show up at my front door
  19. Colored Contacts
  20. Why bananas ripen so fast
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In Case You Wanted to Know: 25 Facts About Me

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I know you all are just dying to know me just a little bit better. Here are 25 facts about me!

  1. I hate being hot but I live in Houston
  2. I slept with a night light until my freshman year in college
  3. I can drink cranberry juice everyday of my life and never get sick of it
  4. I hate the color pink
  5. My favorite candy is a Kit-Kat bar
  6. I lived in Nashville for 4 years and I miss it everyday
  7. I lived in Los Angeles for 6 months and I miss it every other day
  8. I hate McDonald’s but I secretly love Chicken McNuggets
  9. When I was a kid I used to be scared that I would get sucked down the bathtub drain.
  10. I am terrified of clowns
  11. School Mascots kind of creep me out
  12. I have a large arch in my back and no arch in my feet… everyday is opposite day
  13. I will always be Team BSB in the boyband war
  14. I went to a performing arts high school but I refuse to sing in front of people
  15. I have a slight case of road rage… I really just want people to drive with purpose, leave the cruising to country roads.
  16. I love every Amanda Bynes movie
  17. Chris Bosh of the Miami Heat scares me
  18. My eyelashes naturally curl
  19. Seuessical is my favorite Musical
  20. Despite the common myth, growing up as an only child actually sucks
  21. I wear pearls almost everyday of my life
  22. I have horrible handwriting
  23. I’ve tried blogging multiple times but I never made it past the first 2 or 3 post
  24. I love to paint but I can’t draw to save my life
  25. I love all my readers old and new!

Thanks for reading!

 

Late Night Thoughts

I find that I do my best thinking during the late night hours. Sometime I get bright ideas, but most of the time my mind is flooded with lots of super random questions and inquiries. Here are just a few of the thoughts running through my mind tonight.

  1. Do you think humans will ever evolve into flying creatures?
  2. Wouldn’t it be awesome to just fly where ever you want, whenever you want to?
  3. I would fly to Egypt to see the pyramids.
  4. Then I would fly to Jackson’s in Nashville for Cookie Dough Eggrolls.
  5. I wonder, when you kill a fly does their family send out a search party?
  6. Can I be charged with Fly murder?
  7. You know, I really love infomercials
  8. If you can set it and forget, won’t you burn it?
  9. If I call after the 20 sec countdown ends, can I no longer get the Chop Magic for the limited time low price offer of $19.95?
  10. Is anyone reading this?
  11. I wonder if I can make friends by randomly interviewing strangers.
  12. I wonder if my readers would enjoy reading about these interviews

Can you relate to any of my random thoughts? What do you think about in the weee hours of the night? Let’s talk about it in the comments!